Last winter my cat Atari Teenage Kitten took a liking to a pizza box, spurning my lap to perch on it and yowling and mewling if I dared to touch it. The cat's wants are paramount here so I spent the winter stepping and sweeping around a smug cat on a disintegrating pizza box.
Eventually the love began to fade, and the pizza box was quietly slipped into the recycling - but I decided to celebrate the True Pizza Box Love.
So - here's a tiny Commemorative True Pizza Box Love, featuring my little gormless weirdo plus lots of other box-loving cats plucked from Instagram.
Catty contents
One enamel pin - ATK looking manic on top of her pizza box
Four wooden stitchmarkers, of some other cats looking smug, daft or smugly daft, in boxes, bags and baskets.
Nine stickers of cats looking daft about their boxes.
All packed up in a tiny pizza box!
(the stickers are waterproof and sturdy, plus they're paper-based and both the stickers and the backing is recyclable